The above caricature was recently printed in a newspaper somewhere in the world. 15 million Atheists did nothing.

 

Fuck religion. You over-zealous fucking knob-jockeys. Fuck religion in the name of every dead human being ever to die in the name of a god.

 

Seriously, every fucking day I gotta look at, in one way or another, someone elses religious beliefs, without a say in the matter. Be it in the form of prayer, cultural attire, religious iconic jewelry, political propaganda, you name it. Its beginning to shit me to tears. The next news article I see about some holier-than-thou Christian telling me what is right and wrong in my life, or the next muslim telling me what I better not do for the fear of jihad Im gonna fucking spew. Go fuck yourselves.

 

Im 100% sure that without you fucking cockheads running round spouting your dribble in everyones ears the human race as a whole would greatly benefit. But luckily enough for you the defective human brain requires that safety net of knowing/thinking theyre going to a better place when they die. Most "believers" as far as Im concerned are mentally defective, theres something missing inside their brains, something that makes them lack the strength to live day-to-day on their own fortitudes and moral strengths and not fear the unknown.

 

I'll start believing in a "god" when a suitable scripture/bible is produced that has a whole section referring to dinosaurs. Explain that one away you cunts. In fact a sitdown meeting with that Christain fucker God, or Jesus, or whatever the fuck hes called, thats what Id like. Id take him.

 

Me: "So, tell me, with that whole not coveting thy neighbours wife, and not commiting adultery thing, you really fucked that one up, what with shafting Mary behind Joseph's back eh, eh?"

God: "..."

 

 

Oh, and to all you fucking Agnostic motherfuckers out there, get off the fucking fence.

 

 

Other than the fact that I do believe in God. (Let's face it, I'm pretty damn sure the universe didn't blink itself into existance or the complexity of the human body was just the result of many chance occurances.) I do agree with what you said. Waaaay too many kooks and assholes have to make life miserable for the rest of us average joes in the name of God. I'm just your ordinary guy. I just want to see naked women, play some video games, fuck my girlfriend and play in my garage. I don't need any cock nobbler telling me that being me isn't good enough. While the religious community says moral relativism (what's right for you might not be right for me) is wrong I haven't seen it hurt one person. Where we have countless examples from the past and present where religious extremism has. I just wish the whole world would smoke a fucking joint and chill the fuck out.

Whilst I personally hate most/all religions, I dont hold that against the common man if he/she wishes to live their life that way. Sure it fucking shits me that religion has such an adverse affect on the lives of people who "choose" not to believe, but hey, that aint ever gonna change.

And for the record, whilst you believe that there was something smart enough to create the human body as we know it (and that of the billions of other organisms on our planet) Im just the opposite, I doubt theres anything smart enough to do just that.

Im happy to believe we (as a race/organism) are pure luck. Several billion years ago the right micro-organism busted its infinitsimal load all over its girlfriend/partner/opposite-sex-micro-organism and here we are today.

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Thought you might find this one funny.